Terms & Disclaimer

This is a parody site — no food, no charges

PhantomBite is a work of parody and entertainment: a fake food-delivery experience in the style of the viral 'dopamine site' trend. Nothing on this site results in a real order, a real payment, or a real delivery. The checkout always totals $0.00, no card is ever charged, no personal data is required, and — as the name foodnevercomes.net promises — the food never comes.

Prices, restaurants, riders, ratings, reviews, coupons, and order tracking are all fictional and exist for entertainment only. Do not rely on any of them as real commercial information.

The one real thing: recipes

The cooking recipes and the informational blog articles are genuine, written for general information, and tested to work in a home kitchen. They are provided in good faith but without warranty. Cook responsibly, check for allergens, and use your own judgement.

Acceptable use

• Use the site for personal, non-commercial entertainment.
• Do not attempt to disrupt, scrape at scale, or misuse the site.
• Content and branding are ours or used under licence; food photographs are credited on the About page.

Disclaimer of warranties

The site is provided 'as is', without warranties of any kind. To the maximum extent permitted by law, we are not liable for any loss arising from your use of the site.

Contact

Questions about these terms? Email hello@foodnevercomes.net.