first_time_forever
โ โ โ โ โ ยท 1 month ago
Been a regular for 3 years. Never received a single order. Loyalty means something here.
๐ฌ Owner reply
Thank you for 3 years of nothing!! Here's to 3 more!! ๐

Family recipe, passed down to no one.
โ 4.8 ยท 7,159 reviews
Delivery fee
$0 โ forever
Minimum order
always met โจ
Delivery time
โ min
Owner's notice
๐ข OWNER'S NOTICE: Today's special is the same as every day's special: nothing, beautifully plated.
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Pineapple on pizza. Order it here and nobody can judge what nobody receives.
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Premium Hawaiian Pizza
Pineapple on pizza. Order it here and nobody can judge what nobody receives.
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Margherita Pizza Popular
Tomato, mozzarella, basil. Three toppings, zero notes.
$14.50โ 4.8 (2,450)

Premium Margherita Pizza
Tomato, mozzarella, basil. Three toppings, zero notes.
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Signature Margherita Pizza
Tomato, mozzarella, basil. Three toppings, zero notes.
$16.70

Double Smash Burger Popular
Two crispy-edged patties, melted cheese, pillowy bun. Physics at work.
$11.90โ 4.8 (2,733)

Half & Half Double Smash Burger
Two crispy-edged patties, melted cheese, pillowy bun. Physics at work.
$13.10

Club Sandwich
Three floors of toast, chicken, bacon and tomato. The elevator never comes either.
$8.90โ 4.6 (998)

Midnight Special Club Sandwich
Three floors of toast, chicken, bacon and tomato. The elevator never comes either.
$8.00

Set (nothing to drink included) Club Sandwich
Three floors of toast, chicken, bacon and tomato. The elevator never comes either.
$11.10

Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Shattering fried thigh, cool slaw, soft bun. The eternal rival of the burger.
$9.90โ 4.7 (1,745)

Cheese-Loaded Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Shattering fried thigh, cool slaw, soft bun. The eternal rival of the burger.
$11.90

Premium Crispy Chicken Sandwich
Shattering fried thigh, cool slaw, soft bun. The eternal rival of the burger.
$13.90

first_time_forever
โ โ โ โ โ ยท 1 month ago
Been a regular for 3 years. Never received a single order. Loyalty means something here.
๐ฌ Owner reply
Thank you for 3 years of nothing!! Here's to 3 more!! ๐
receipt_collector
โ โ โ โ โ ยท 4 days ago
The receipt says $0.00 and I frame every single one. Cheapest art collection in town.